Friday, April 27, 2012

Mindy Kaling...My Hero

Before I start my lesbian crush rant I need to apologize for being MIA for two...three weeks?? The short excuse is that work in NYC has been busy, I went to Costa Rica for 8 days, my sewing machine broke, my etsy has been jumping because of the beautiful photos shot by the talented Kerri Sullivan, I have taken up running, and I have a new boyfriend(ya'll know how that works). So...with that out of the way I can now vent about this book that I could not put down. Everyone has seen The Office, right? If you haven't even seen one episode than you either don't have a television or you live under a rock. Mindy Kaling is one of the writers and also plays one of my favorite characters on the show. She's hilarious. Her character reminds me of Kate Hudson's annoying character from How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days...and who didn't crack up over that shit? Anyway her memoir is called IS EVERYONE HANGING OUT WITHOUT ME?(AND OTHER CONCERNS). She brings us through the hilarious moment of her childhood years to her awkward teenage years to moving to Brooklyn after to college to pursue writing and then finally to making it as a writer and what it's like on the set of The Office. I'm usually not this cheesy(maybe I am) but I wanted to share the excerpt that made me miss my best friend so much that I didn't see for 7 days. That's right...I miss her after 7 days if not sooner. This is just so spot on and funny. Maybe you guys will want to share it with your best friends.
Mindy Kaling’s Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities: I CAN BORROW ALL YOUR CLOTHES Anything in your closet, no matter how fancy, is co-owned by me, your best friend. I can borrow it for as long as I want. If I get something on it or lose it, I should make all good faith attempts to get it cleaned or buy you a new one, but I don’t need to do that, and you still have to love me. If I ruin something of yours and don’t replace it, you’re allowed to talk shit about me to our other friends for a calendar year. That’s it. Then you have to get over it. One stipulation to borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I’m not a monster. WE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED If we’re on a trip or if our boyfriends are away, and there’s a bed bigger than a twin, we’re partnering up. It is super weird for us to not share a bed. How else will we talk until we fall asleep? I MUST BE 100% HONEST ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK, BUT GENTLE Your boyfriend is never going to tell you that your skirt is too tight and riding up too high on you. In fact, you shouldn’t have even asked him, poor guy. He wants to have sex with you no matter how pudgy you are. I am the only person besides your mom who has the right (and responsibility) of telling you that. I should never be overly harsh when something doesn’t look good on you, because I know you are fragile about this and so am I. I will employ the gentle, vague expression, “I’m not crazy about that on you,” which should mean to you: “Holy shit, take that off, that looks terrible.” I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod: painful but quick. I CAN DITCH YOU, WITHIN REASON I can ditch you to hang out with a guy, but only if that possibility has been discussed and getting-ride-home practicalities have been worked out prior to the event. In return, I need to talk about you a lot with that guy so he knows how much I love you. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR KID IF YOU DIE I can’t even write about this, it’s too sad. But yes, I will do that. And you will have one awesome little kid who hears endless stories about how amazing and beautiful and perfect you were. Incidentally, your kid will grow up loving Indian food. I WILL NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH If you are crippled with pain because of a UTI, I need to haul ass to CVS to get you some medicine, fast. I should also try to pick up a fashion magazine and candy that you like, because distracting you from your pain is part of nursing you back to health as well. WE WILL TRADE OFF BEING SOCIAL ACTIVITIES CHAIR FOR OUR OUTINGS On trips together, I promise to man up and be the person who drives the rental car sometimes, or uses my credit card and have people pay me back later. Someone needs to check on Yelp to see what the good brunch place is. Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time, I get that. I WILL KEEP YOUR FAVORITE FEMININE HYGEINE PRODUCT AT MY HOUSE Even though no one uses maxi-pads anymore, like you do, weirdo, I will keep a box at my house for when you come over. SAME WITH YOUR CONTACT LENS SOLUTION I can’t believe you won’t get Lasik already. I know you read someone went blind from it, but that was like twenty years ago. Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn’t have a cell phone. I WILL TRY TO LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIVE TIMES This is a fair number of times to hang out with your boyfriend and withhold judgment. WHEN I TAKE A SHOWER AT YOUR PLACE, I WON’T DROP THE TOWEL ON THE FLOOR Your home isn’t a hotel. I forget sometimes because you make it so comfortable for me. IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED, I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU As everyone knows, depressed people are some of the most boring people in the world. I know this because when I was depressed, people fled. Except my best friends. I will be there for you during your horrible breakup, and you can tell me a hundred times the same sad stories about how you thought he was going to be the one. I will be there for you to tell your long revenge fantasies to, and also to Facebook stalk whoever you want. I know I will hate it and find you really tedious, but I promise I won’t abandon you. I WILL HATE AND RE-LIKE PEOPLE FOR YOU But don’t get mad if I can’t keep track. Robby? Don’t we hate him? No, we love him. Okay, okay. Sorry. IT IS OKAY TO TAKE ME FOR GRANTED I know when you fall in love with someone you will completely forget about me. That hurts my feelings, but it is okay. Please try to remember to text me, if you can, if you know I have something going on in my life, like a work promotion or something. NO TWO PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN US We fucking rock. No one can beat us.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Dots Once Again

So this is the skirt that I've posted before but I assure you it looks much better on Jeannie : ) This skirt has an elastic waist so it is super comfortable and easy to dress up or down. I'm going to make this in many more fabrics as well!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012


Anyone who knows me knows that I love stripes. Who doesn't?!? They are super flattering especially on Jeannie! I'll probably make a few more variations of the striped dress. We will see!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Little Black Dress Meets Librarian?

I made this dress originally for my birthday after I was in Anthropologie one day. I was trying on cute black dresses that were well over $150. I got frustrated with the prices and decided I could just make one myself. This is it. It's my first dress with long sleeves which was a fun and interesting adventure, haha. This dress is seriously great for any season and super comfy!

Monday, April 2, 2012

Sunday's Best Yellow Dress

So for the next few days I'll post the 4 new pieces available in my etsy shop. This model is a girl I've been friendly with and seen in passing since college. I never really knew her well but I thought she had a great look. When I contacted Jeannie about modeling my pieces she was thrilled! It was seriously a win win. Not to mention the talented Kerri Sullivan who contacted me to collaborate. They were both awesome to work with and this shoot was so much fun! Hope everyone likes my new pieces...there are even more to come : )